Obama Jokes

Love or hate him, Barack Obama is the 44th President of the United States of America. He ran an awsome campaign, is very smart and he ran for office at a time when everyone loved to blame Republicans for the mess our Country is in. I say congrats, and now it's time to celebrate with some really funny Obama jokes!

We're gonna stay politically correct here, nothing racial or mean spirited. Just some good ole' fashioned presidential and political humor to bring a smile to your face. Democrate or Republican, or somewhere in between, I hope you find these funny and worth the read. For more jokes, visit Barack Obama Jokes, the Joke Hub or Funny and Jokes.

Barack Obama's critics claim that the President will try to be all things to all people and that he makes far too many claims that he cannot support. Recently, at a political rally shortly after winning the Presidential race, he maintained that he can keep his promises by being committed to the principles that got him elected. After the press conference, he took questions from the audience members...

The first person asked President Obama "What will you do about the Iraq war? You promised to pull the troops and we want to know when that will happen!" Obama replied "I will end the war within 18 months and bring all of our troops home, while at the same time strengthening the Iraqi government and their ability to defend themselves."

The next person to take the microphone asked "What will you do for illegal aliens like me, who want to be citizens?" Obama replied "I will grant every illegal alien complete US citizenship and free healthcare, with no strings attached."

For the last question, an older gentleman asked Obama "I'm a conservative, what will you do for me?" Obama promised "I'll send first guy to Iraq and the second guy back to Mexico!"